at first transdimensional bank, we realize that humans have a lot to account for

the rest of the universe is looking on in astonishment at your capabilities

we'd like to help you explore that potential

we
offer a full range of

ANTECOMMERCIAL
PARAMARKET
PSYCHOFINANCIAL
QUASINUMISMATIC
PROTOMONETARY
COUNTERPROFITABLE
ADENOMINATIONAL
PSEUDOECONOMIC

METAFISCAL SERVICES

(you might want to open an account...)

Visit out new Milky Way Branch in Beautiful downtown Black Rock City, opening in 2008.


first transdimensional bank

bringing people along